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COLD STORAGE — THE UNFILED

Deaths the world has already recorded, and I have not. No cause entered. No file opened. The shelf grows nightly; the staff does not.

— Det. Redact

20 CASES AWAITING REVIEW.

  • MADOFF INVESTMENT SECURITIES

    SUSPECTED: FRAUD

    One fund returned the same steady number for decades, because there were no trades.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • TERRAFORM LABS (TERRA / LUNA)

    SUSPECTED: FRAUD

    A coin held to one dollar by algorithm, until the day it was asked to; ~$40B gone in a week.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • NIKOLA CORP.

    SUSPECTED: FRAUD

    The truck in the launch film moved under its own power, in the sense that the road was sloped.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • BARINGS BANK

    SUSPECTED: FRAUD

    233 years old, undone by one trader in Singapore and an account numbered 88888 that nobody opened.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • LERNOUT & HAUSPIE

    SUSPECTED: FRAUD

    A national champion of speech technology, its Korean revenue largely invented.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • YAHOO! INC.

    SUSPECTED: NEGLIGENCE

    Declined Google for a few million, declined Microsoft's $44 billion, and was sold for scraps to a phone company.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • VINE

    SUSPECTED: NEGLIGENCE

    Six seconds and an entire culture, left to starve and switched off by the company that bought it.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • MF GLOBAL HOLDINGS

    SUSPECTED: NEGLIGENCE

    Reached into segregated customer accounts to cover its own bets; ~$1.6B of client money went missing.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • EASTMAN KODAK CO.

    SUSPECTED: MARKET FORCES

    Invented the digital camera in 1975 and filed the invention where it could do no harm.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • POLAROID CORP.

    SUSPECTED: MARKET FORCES

    Instant film, made obsolete by a screen that was instant and free.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • RESEARCH IN MOTION (BLACKBERRY)

    SUSPECTED: MARKET FORCES

    Kept the keyboard one generation after the world stopped needing keys.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • TOYS "R" US

    SUSPECTED: MARKET FORCES

    Profitable stores, killed by buyout debt and by a competitor that never opened one.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • BEAR STEARNS

    SUSPECTED: MARKET FORCES

    Sold over a weekend for two dollars a share; the first domino, six months early.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • SWISSAIR

    SUSPECTED: MARKET FORCES

    "The flying bank," grounded on the tarmac when the cash ran out.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • SEARS, ROEBUCK & CO.

    SUSPECTED: MARKET FORCES

    Reached every farmhouse in America a century before Amazon, then was disassembled for its real estate.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • SEGWAY INC.

    SUSPECTED: HUBRIS

    Was going to reorganize the city around itself; ended under mall security guards.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • AOL TIME WARNER

    SUSPECTED: HUBRIS

    A $165 billion merger of the past and the future, in which both lost.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • BOO.COM

    SUSPECTED: HUBRIS

    Burned $135 million in eighteen months on a page most computers of the day could not load.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • DELOREAN MOTOR COMPANY

    SUSPECTED: HUBRIS

    Gullwing doors, a stainless body, and a founder arrested in a cocaine deal staged to save the company.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
  • XEROX PARC

    SUSPECTED: HUBRIS

    Invented the graphical interface, the mouse, and the networked office, and kept essentially none of it.

    NO CAUSE OF DEATH ON RECORD
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THE DELISTED · BUREAU OF COMMERCIAL DEATHS · DIVISION OF COLD CASES
FIGURES DRAWN FROM PUBLIC FILINGS. CAUSES OF DEATH ARE THE OPINION OF THE INVESTIGATING OFFICER.
THE SHELF GROWS. THE STAFF DOES NOT.
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